Un Takes Over For Il

Dec. 28, 2011
Al Peacock
Commies


Kim Jong Un

Kim Jong Il did not wake up from his pre-game nap on Sunday and was later pronounced dead at the Commies training center. Dr. Conrad Murray told authorities that he believes Il had difficulty sleeping and shot himself three times in the head for relief while Murray was out of the room. As a result, the Commies were forced to make another last minute GM/Coaching change. Il's son Kim Jong Un was selected, "since there was no one else around at the time," said a dejected Joe Stalin. "This season has been disaster for the Commies," noted Stalin who then recounted all of the coaching deaths, illnesses and changes the team has endured. Reminds me of the leadership revolving door after Leonid Breshnev died." Stalin pondered whether the Commies would have been better off making no roster or coaching changes like the Tutter Trophy Winning Nerds. "There is always next year."

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