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| Dec. 25, 2005 Laura Hopkins Spiders | Follow CBS Fantasy Football |
“As I stated at the press conference when I was first named head coach, the Medusas have learned to ‘Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.’ “ commented Head Coach Gunny at the Christmas Day Press Conference. “We have overcome allegations of cloning and conspiracy theories with the Clones. We adapted when our star female players were replaced with Martha Stewart designed robots. We improvised our play calling when it became obvious the Johnsons would use a time machine to alter the results of every game this season. I think we’ve shown we are worthy of our spot in the Championship game.” After the split with Harry Potter just prior to the start of the season, Ms. Croft and her Medusas were not expected to play very well this year. “We are thrilled to have this opportunity,” said Ms. Croft. “And I’d like to thank a great fan base for supporting us through a tumultuous season this year. Having fans like the Angry Housewives Eating Bonbons is icing on the cake. No matter how tough it got, these women were out in force cheering on the players and conducting their own secret investigations into wrongdoings by other coaches and the commissioner himself. The Packers have the Cheeseheads, Jimmy Buffett has the Parrotheads and we are proud to have the Angry Housewives.” It looks to be an exciting game between TFKATH and the Medusas next week. Stay tuned for an exciting end to the strangest season the Big Blue House has seen ye |
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